Name of Swimmer: Me skinny penis
Shitty excuse: Second last rapid, capsized, paddle lodged between some rocks, cut my hand nice and proper.
Real Excuse:[b] I'm a bitch. Honestly rustiness and being too self confident is a bad combination. Good reminder that final year sucks the life out of everything
[b]Emotional Issues arising from the event: Really disappointed in myself, I have much higher personal standards but it is what it is. Swim for the year done!
Persons requiring rescue pints: Self rescued mostly then finished the race.